#1 Bestseller in European Cooking

Top Ten Bestseller in Cooking Humor

Top Five in Regional/International Cooking                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ~Amazon Kindle


NAKED MEN VACUUMING! You wish.


Compared to erotic games in the village bath & shoplifting live turkeys in your bloomers, immigrant life is beyond boring. So Baba ("The Naked Grandma"TM) is brewing up Old Country customs in her kitchen.

Baba instructs on how to make hot love to a bald man, cope with rotten neighbors & utter Slavic curses such as, May you be kicked by a duck!

Delicious food & sexy wiles with which to hunt Nazis/Soviets, snag hot bachelors & rescue animals, too.

Get chills reading the true confessions of an abused woman who murdered her husband with soup and vodka. Meet the ghosts, Nature & ancestral spirits who are a routine part of Ukrainian life.

Veer into the wildly romantic with recipes such as Apple Cake & Wild Rose Preserves. Toast your friends & family with the classic Drink of the Gods.

Bonus chapter: Naked Grandma remedies for arthritis, cramps & a cure for yeast infections that may end twerking as we know it.

*Warning*18+ Restricted*


Extremely suggestive for sexy food, hot oil massage & sabotaging frenemies with garlic.

Rate your lovers: is Mr. "150 lbs. of dynamite with an 8 inch fuse" measuring from his elbow?

190 traditional Ukrainian recipes:


  • Borshch, including Vegetarian
  • Holubtsi (Cabbage Rolls)
  • Verenyky (Perogies)
  • Creative Salads & Dressings
  • Ultimate Chicken Soup
  • Beet Relish
  • Crepes & Fillings: Orange, Honey
  • Delicious Grain & Bean recipes
  • Potato Salads, Potato Pancakes
  • 10 Mushroom recipes, including Mushroom Soup
  • Omelets
  • Innovative Deviled Eggs
  • Chicken Kyiv
  • Goulash
  • Meat balls, Stuffed & Spicy
  • Unique Cabbage recipes
  • Perfect Roast Beef
  • A wealth of Fish recipes: Lemon Sole, Stuffed Baked Trout, Pickled Herring
  • Sauces: Dill, Sour Cream, Plum
  • Sugarless Pie & Perfect Crust
  • Cherry Charlotte
  • Liqueur & Whiskey recipes
  • Cheese cake
  • Honey Cake
  • Chocolate Honey Cake
  • Cookies & Doughnuts
  • Coffee Cake
  • A Poppy Seed recipe chapter
  • Traditional Eastern European Holiday recipes for Easter & Christmas
  • Kolach: Circle of Life Bread

*Warning: 18+ Restricted. Explicit Sex*


Mature women with younger lovers & pirates, cowboys, cossacks, bald men, bad boys, mounted police officers & soldiers.

Fish net, public sex, scuba divers, oral, body painting, eye rolling & squealing.

Your boyfriend/husband is the cause of your PMS! Learn what to do about it.

Murder & war crimes, opium usage, human trafficking & slavery.

Nude encounter therapy groups in the woods. Graphic pine needle scenes! You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll love and cook like a real Ukrainian.

By the time The Naked Grandma gets through with you, you'll wet someone else's pants!

"The narrator is a cross between Mae West and Yakov Smirnoff."


CIP Data forthcoming